How To Romance a Woman

                              How To Romance a Woman

     In my practice, the number one complaint I get is how lousy you guys are in the sack.  The number two complaint is how lousy you are at romancing a woman.  I am going to give you some tips for romancing a woman.

     You need to practice the art of the date after you two settle down.  A woman begins to feel taken for granted when you don’t romance her any more or take her out for some fun on the town.  She does a lot of what you want her to do and watches the movies that you want to watch.  You need to treat her and her interests with respect.  Tell her you are going to take her out on the town to a nice restaurant, then to a club or an upscale bar where they have a band and actual dancing.  Before you go though, make sure to send her some flowers the day of.  Preferably at her place of work.  You get double brownie points for sending them to her where she works so that all of the women can ooh and aah and be jealous of her.  You might also consider sending her a box of expensive chocolates like Godiva Chocolates.

     You need to get dressed up for this, putting on a suit or sports jacket and tie.  Preferably something bought new for the occasion.

Slow dance with your wife.  Make her feel like she still has it.  Or take her to a symphony.  Nothing would make her feel more pampered and special than to take her to a symphony orchestra performance.  She will feel elegant and pampered.  You might even like it.  There is nothing like the majesty and pomp of observing and hearing a live symphony orchestra playing in a good concert hall.  Even if you hate it, remark positively about it, and she will love the experience and love you for taking her there.

     As the evening is drawing to a close, take her to any body of water in a secluded place and make out with her.  Have an extended session.  Go down on her and get her off several times without her having to do anything for you in return.  Believe me, when she gets you home, she will be ripping your clothes off for some hot sex.  Be sure to hold her and kiss her and cuddle her afterwards and bask in the afterglow of a great evening.  Trust me, you will have refilled your love bank for a while.  She will be gushing about it to all of her girlfriends and relatives.  You will be the hero and her knight in shining armour for a long time.

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