9 Fatal Words Women Use Against Men, Men Pay Attention Here

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE…

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’.. That will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever : Is a woman’s way of saying…Go to Hell…

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

16 Responses to 9 Fatal Words Women Use Against Men, Men Pay Attention Here

  1. serenityluv1 says:

    Yes!! YESS!! This is exactly right…I laughed so hard reading because you would think Men would get it by now. lol

  2. Well you know men, we are not big on nuance

  3. more: “Whatta ’bout what you did that time in 2004 ?” “You are selfish and your priorities are screwed up.” (Translation – We should go on vacation with the income tax money instead of repairing the roof) .

  4. Hilarious!! I’m sharing on Facebook with your permission? I will credit your blog..

  5. just *k says:

    This is a classic example of ‘truth in comedy’ – it’s hilarious because it’s so true! Thanks for this…
    and for following me over at http://themiddlelifeofk.wordpress.com/

  6. engchick23 says:

    So true! This should be distributed freely tol guys. I think it would clear some things up for them!

    Thanks for sharing and thanks for dropping by my blog! 🙂

  7. 0penwide says:

    Nice post, sounds accurate enough to me, thanks for the like and follow.

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