Marriage Is About Sharing, Share This Funny Post With Someone You Love

June 5, 2012

Thanks to Dennis one of my readers for sharing this humorous story. Enjoy and blessings on you and yours. John Wilder

A little some thing to lighten your day.

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a 
drink. 

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one 
half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two 
piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. 

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down 
between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people 
around them were looking over and whispering. 

Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple – all they can afford is 
one meal for the two of them.’

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and 
politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, 
they were just fine – they were used to sharing everything. 

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. 
She 
sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping 
the drink.. 

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy 
another meal for them. This time the old woman said ‘No, thank you, we 
are used to sharing everything.’

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the 
napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet 
to eat a single bite of food and asked ‘What is it you are waiting for?’ 

She answered

‘THE TEETH.’


A Male Advice Columnist For Women To Get Advice as Well as Guys

May 25, 2012

I was always amused at Sex and The City’s Carrie the Sex Columnist. Being that I write about sex I just don’t get
women who want to go to her gal pals like Carrie did. Your women friends are just as clueless as Carrie and her
gal pals. If you are having trouble with a man, does it not make more sense to go to a trusted male friend for advice
on men. Going to your gal pals or your mom or sister is sort of like a guy going to his buddies and asking what it
feels like for a woman to be pregnant. Stupid when you think about it huh?

It is for this reason that in the very near future I am going to be launching my daily advice column. I will give advice
to women on their problems with guys (we really do think differently from you and your gal pals). I will also offer advice
to men on how to romance your woman and more importantly on how to make love to her better so that she is more willing
to make love with you when you want it. So the column will offer relationship, marriage and sexual advice free and very
frank.

Tell your friends about it. In addition to the daily free advice, I am also a marriage, relationship and sexual coach
with a great success record of about 80% whereas traditional marriage counselors have a horrendouos failure rate averaging
75%. I am so good that I offer a money back guarantee or you don’t pay if you feel that I have not helped. Call any 6
marriage counselors from the phone book and ask them if they will match my offer. (they won’t) You might even refer me
to Angie’s List (a subscriber referral service to good providers in different fields.

Until the new blog is up feel free to drop me any questions right here and try me out. I am doing this for the kids
because kids of divorce and living in a single parent home are a lot more vulnerable to life’s problems because they
need both parents in their lives full time.

So before you get a divorce try me as a last resort. Most people don’t really want to get divorced but they just want the
pain to stop. I can show you better ways to handle conflict in your relationship without hurting each other and more
importantly your kids.

I have prepared to handle your questions from a spiritual, psychological, sexual or physical problem. I have education in
all these areas. I have a BA with a double major in Bible and Behavioral Science. I also went to nursing school as well
as Graduate School for Clinical Psychology.

So let the questions begin. I am also a resident expert on the sites advice.lovedetour.com and yahooanswers.com


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